I called this blog notreallyarecipeblog because
1. Real recipe blogs have proper recipes with proper instructions that are step by step and involve mixing things together in a certain order even if they are all ending up in the same bowl anyway and are not egg whites, whereas this blog has the vague instructions that I actually followed
2. Real recipe blogs have beautiful professional photos of the food they are describing, plated on fancy serving dishes in beautiful lighting with garnishes. Whereas I take all my photos with my not great cellphone camera in the poor lighting of my kitchen fluorescent, and if the picture comes out really, truly, terrible, I apply some free filter from some free photo editing app.