Sinner’s Lazy Pasta non-meat Carbonara

When you want eggs and pasta but are too lazy to actually do anything hard:

1. Make pasta

2. Whisk together eggs, melty cheese, parmesan or other yummy hard cheese, garlic powder

3. Add pasta to the eggs

4. Horrify all foodies by popping the mixture into the microwave for a minute

5. Add some black pepper, butter, a bit more parmesan